What Does Your Horoscope Say About Your Relationship With Cannabis?

29th March 2020

Do you believe in horoscopes? And, do you smoke cannabis? Apparently, the latter is strongly affected by the former, so how you should go about smoking cannabis is strongly influenced by the star month you were born in.

People from all Zodiac signs enjoy smoking weed, that much is certainly true. But, your star sign says a lot about how you should smoke it. From how you react to smoking an indica or sativa and all the way to which cannabis can help you deal with your issues and emotions.

Your star sign helps guide how you should approach life, but it also shows how you should approach cannabis.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)


Active and adventurous, the Aries is a fun-loving socialite who needs the strongest marijuana they can get their hands on. Always curious to try new things and passionate about the quality of their smoke, you should never pass an Aries your joint if you don’t think the cannabis meets their standards.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)


The artistic Taurus is much better suited to a mild smoke to help them enhance their creative side but, as ardent as ever, the Taurus will smoke a bowl of the strongest and knock themselves out before their creative side has time to shine. The Taurus will have their favourite cannabis, favourite papers and favourite smoking spots, anything else just won’t do.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)


No matter how strong the weed, a Gemini can usually take it with cheerful aplomb. Often charming and loud, the Gemini smoker will continue to chat away long after everyone has put themselves into a cannabis coma. Usually to everybody else's annoyance. The best people for Geminis to smoke with are other quick-witted Geminis. Together you can have a whale of a time.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)


Not the sort of person who uses cannabis to get completely ‘lit’ every time they smoke. Quiet and reserved, a Cancer would rather carefully craft the perfect joint and share during a quiet session with friends with some nice music in the background. Make sure you don’t ruin the 3 drag pass rule the Cancer has enforced on the group though, or you may never hear the end of it.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)


Spending £60 on a gram of the finest Cali Orange and spilling half it down your jeans whilst rolling it. You have your Leo summed up in one sentence. However, as long as you do the rolling yourself, you will have the best time smoking with a Leo because they can be very introspective and enthusiastic. Just don’t tell them that they a wrong for fear of upsetting their ego!

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)


The perfect person to grow cannabis owing to their perfectionist and clear-headed nature, they’ll still only partake modestly. While the Virgo does love a good smoke, they will either have their favourite bud and role small joints to themselves or are the most likely to have a vape or pipe to smoke through. Virgos are the solitary smokers amongst us.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)


Libras are the peace-loving smokers amongst us. Great at rolling consistently good joints and happy to share with everyone in the room (most of the time). Also very quick to become lazy after a few drags and quite often found watching the latest episode of Bake-Off or Masterchef whilst waiting for their takeaway to be delivered.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)


The Scorpio would much rather smoke on their own or in circles of up to 4 people and then do something creative with their time. Whether it’s discussing politics, painting a picture or getting out the musical instruments for a jam, you can count on the Scorpio to charm everybody into exercising their brains whilst high. However, they can generally be suspicious when new smokers enter the group due to their possessive and suspicious nature.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)


The award for the “person most likely to light up in front of a police station and not care at all” goes to Sagittarius. Brave, yet careless and rash, don’t smoke with 2 or more Sagittarius' at a time unless you want to wake up in another country with no idea how you got there. Once tamed, this excitable and forgetful stoner is really lovely and lively under their hyperactive layers.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)


The word “Joker-Smoker” springs instantly to mind. Generally, they are too suspicious to really enjoy cannabis at all and if they do smoke it, it makes them incredibly dopey and clumsy. Occasionally you’ll meet a Capricorn who can use cannabis to enhance their incredibly creative and intelligent side, but they are few and far between.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)


“Let’s smoke some cannabis and go and protest outside the Houses of Parliament,” said every Aquarius ever. Very good smokers of cannabis who find their creative and intellectual sides stimulated from even the smallest hit. The ashtrays of an Aquarius can be found littered with half-finished joints as they’ve gotten distracted and ended up on a 3-day hike over 100 miles away.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)


Smoking with a Pisces can go one of two ways. They either have two drags and feel white or will hog your joint with their grubby fingernails while talking about “the system”. Generally world conscious people, Pisces can be a fun person to smoke with as long as they get the balance right.

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